Charlamange Tha God: “Donald Trump Is An Insult To America’s Intelligence”

Charlamange Tha God: “Donald Trump Is An Insult To America’s Intelligence”


PLEASE WELCOME, CHARLAMAGNE THA
GOD! ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY FELLOW
SOUTH CAROLINIAN, MY PALMETTO STATE.>>ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME AGAIN.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR
HAVING ME AGAIN. I WISH I HAD BOILED PEANUTS.>>I HAD THEM OVER MEMORIAL DAY
WEEKEND. DOWNTHERE DON’T UNDERSTAND ABOUT
BOILED PEANUTS. I MAKE THEM AND I GIVE THEM TO
MY FRIENDS AND THEY SAY, “OH, GREAT, HERE COMES COLBERT WITH
MORE OF HIS DAMP FOOD.” ALL RIGHT, SO YOU HAVE CALLED,
AS I SAID, THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON HERE YOU CALLED YOURSELF
THE PRINCE OF PISSING PEOPLE OFF, THE RULER OF RUBBING YOU
THE WRONG WAY, AND THE ARCHITECT OF AGGREGATION. SO I ASSUME YOU ARE A TRUMP
SUPPORTER.>>NO!>>Stephen: HE DOES ALL THOSE
THINGS, TOO. HE LOVES DOING THOSE THINGS.>>NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. I THINK DONALD TRUMP IS AN
INSULT TO AMERICA’S INTELLIGENCE, YOU KNOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I WATCHED THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION LAST WEEK,
AND I’M WATCHING THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION THIS WEEK
AND I’M LOOKING AT ALL OF THESE BRIGHT, EXPERIENCED PEOPLE AT
THE D.N.C., WHETHER IT’S JOE BIDEN, BARACK OBAMA, MICHELLE
OBAMA, ELIZABETH WARREN, BERNIE SANDERS. AND I’M THINKING, THESE
EXPERIENCED PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT THEY CAN RUN
THE COUNTRY BETTER THAN THE STAR OF “CELEBRITY APPRENTICE?”
LIKE, SOMETHING’S OFF ABOUT THAT. IT’S LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN TELLING
US,UN” WHAT? I CAN PLAY BASKETBALL BETTER
THAN LeBRON JAMES AND MAKE THE N.B.A. GREAT AGAIN.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: LISTEN– BUT YOU
PUT HER IN THE OUTFIT, SHE MIGHT GET SOME GOOD RATINGS FOR TRYING
TO DO IT, YOU KNOW?>>YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.>>Stephen: TRUMP IT ALL ABOUT
GETTING ATTENTION.>>AND KIM’S ASS GETS ATTENTION,
AND TRUMP’S AN ASS, SO MAKES SENSE.>>Stephen: “A” EQUALS “B”
EQUALS “C.” YOU ALSO PRIDE YOURSELF ON
ASKING THE OBVIOUS QUESTION, WHAT YOU CALL THE THE OBVIOUS
QUESTION THAT PEOPLE AREN’T ASKING. WHAT’S THE OBVIOUS QUESTION FOR
HILLARY CLINTON THAT PEOPLE AREN’T ASKING? THE OBVIOUS QUESTION FOR ME
WOULD BE IF I WAS HILLARY DON’T YOU WANT TO LOOK AT AMERICA
SOMETIMES AND SAY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? I CLEARLY HAVE THE MOST
EXPERIENCE OUT OF THIS GUY AND I HAVE TO, ONCE AGAIN, CONVINCE
YOU ALL THAT I’M THE PERSON THAT CAN RUN THIS COUNTRY? YOU KNOW?>>Stephen: SHE HAS
TRUSTWORTHINESS PROBLEMS.>>SHE DOES.>>Stephen: WHY DO YOU THINK–
HER HUSBAND IS LIKE DEMONSTRABLY, YOU KNOW, DISLOYAL
AND HAS SAID A FEW THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE. WHY DO YOU THINK HE SKATES WHEN
THE IDEA OF UNTRUSTWORTHINESS STICKS TO HER?>>BECAUSE BILL CLINTON CAME OUT
ON ARSENIO YEARS AGO AND PLAILD THE SAXOPHONE. SO THAT– THAT REALLY HUMANIZED
HIM. AND, YOU KNOW–
>>Stephen: BUT, HONEST TO GOD, HE SKATES BY BECAUSE HE’S
CHARMING? THAT’S WHAT IT IS?>>BECAUSE HE’S CHARMING AND HE
HAS A LOT OF DIRT ON HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND EVERYBODY
REMEMBERS LEINSKY. THAT HUMANIZED HIM AS WELL.>>Stephen: THAT HUMANIZED HIM
AND HE GOT IN TROUBLE AND PEOPLE LIKE HIM FOR IT AND WHY DON’T
THEY LIKE HILLARY FOR IT.>>BECAUSE GUYS CAN UNDERSTAND A
GUY GETTING SOME FILABORO.>>Stephen: IS THAT OKAY? WE’RE ALL GO.>>I FEEL LIKE HILLARY SHOULD
TALK ABOUT THOSE THINGS. IT WORKED FOR BEYONCE. BEYONCE TALKED ABOUT HER
HUSBAND’S INFIDELITIES. AND WE COULD SAY, “YOU KNOW
WHAT, HILLARY, WE FEEL YOU.”>>Stephen: SHE SHOULD DROP
HER OWN LEMONADE. WHAT ABOUT TRUMP? WHAT’S THE OBVIOUS QUESTION FOR
TRUMP THAT YOU WOULD ASK?>>HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND THE REASON I SAY THAT ONLY A MAN– A
MAN THAT IS THATANG EXPREE THAT HATEFUL HAS TO SUFFER FROM
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. THERE’S NO OTHER EXCUSE FOR IT.>>Stephen: WHAT ABOUT BARACK
OBAMA? THIS IS SORT OF HIS SWAN SONG. THIS WAS HIS LAST BIG SPEECH
TONIGHT. HE DID A GREAT JOB. HE KILLED IT. WHAT’S THE QUESTION AFTER EIGHT
YEARS IN OFFICE.>>I THINK BARACK DID A GREAT
JOB, BUT I WOULD SAY TO BARACK– ( APPLAUSE )
— DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU MADE IT LOOK SO EASY THAT DONALD TRUMP
FEELS LIKE HE CAN DO IT? ( LAUGHTER )
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?>>Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH.>>OR DID YOU DO SUCH A BAD JOB
IN SOMEBODY LIKE DONALD TRUMP’S EYE HE SAYS, “YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN DO BETTER THAN HIM,” WHICH
IS INSULTING TO BARACK OBAMA.>>Stephen: THERE WERE SOME
ROUGH PATCHES IN THERE. IT WASN’T AN EASY EIGHT YEARS. YOU SAW HOW HE LOOKED LIKE EIGHT
YEARS AGO AND NOW.>>ABSOLUTELY. IT’S THE PRESIDENCY OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IT’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY. IT’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR
WHOEVER GETS IN THE WHITE HOUSE NEXT.>>Stephen: WHAT WAS THE
HIGHLIGHT OF THE CONVENTION FOR YOU THIS WEEK?>>THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE
CONVENTION FOR ME? MICHELLE OBAMA’S SPEECH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH. I THINK– I THINK– I THINK
MICHELLE OBAMA IS THE EPITOME OF WHAT WE CALL BLACK GIRL MAGIC. YOU KNOW, SHE’S —
>>BLACK GIRL MAGIC? IS THAT A THING?>>YEAH, SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. S SHE’S INTELLIGENT. SHE’S GOT A GREAT… WHAT’S
SERENA WILLIAMS GOT AND BEYONCE GOT– CAN I SAY ASS? SHE’S GOT A GREAT ASS. SORRY, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA,
SHE DOES YOU.>>Stephen: KNOW HE CAN HEAR
EVERYTHING YOU ARE SAYING. HE’S GOT THOSE BIG EARS. HE ALSO HAS AN ARMY. SO I WOULD WATCH OUT I MEAN THAT
IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY.>>I MEAN THAT IN THE NICEST
POSSIBLE WAY. SHE IS THE EPITOME OF EVERYTHING
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL ABOUT BLACK WOMEN, MICHELLE OBAMA.>>Stephen: DO YOU THINK SHE
SHOULD RUN?>>NO, I DON’T WANT HER TO AGE
LIKE BARACK HAS. SHE HASN’T AGED AT ALL YET. BUT AS SOON AS SHE BECOMES
PRESIDENT, BECAUSE SHE COULD WIN, SHE’D START AGING LIKE A
WHITE WOMAN. I’M SORRY.>>Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE. THAT IS THE ARCHITECT OF
AGGRAVATION. “THE BREAKFAST CLUB” IS
AVAILABLE ON IHEARTRADIO. “UNCOMMON SENSE” IS ON MTV2. CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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