Matthew Dea

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Super Mario Galaxy’s DEADLY Physics! | The SCIENCE! …of Super Mario Galaxy

Super Mario Galaxy’s DEADLY Physics! | The SCIENCE! …of Super Mario Galaxy

Dear Nintendo, I’m doped up on hydrocodone From getting my wisdom teeth yanked out a few days ago. And I’m spewing blood all over my microphone just recording this, so let’s cut the bullsh*t Rat-ta-tat & bitter batter And get this episode started. I bought my WiiU to play new games, so I can do […]

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FNAF Was Right! Ennard’s Bodysuit Actually Works! | The SCIENCE of… FNAF Sister Location

FNAF Was Right! Ennard’s Bodysuit Actually Works! | The SCIENCE of… FNAF Sister Location

*mouse clicks* Dear Scott Cawthon Why are am I here? We all know my hatred of your games, not that they’re not, like, cool, and, in fact, I love the lore and the story so much, that I obsessively read the wikis, And watch Let’s Plays, Matt’s breakdowns on the lore, I love solving puzzles, […]

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Proof Batman Kills, A LOT! | The SCIENCE!… of Batman

Proof Batman Kills, A LOT! | The SCIENCE!… of Batman

Dear Rocksteady Studios Or is it DC comics? DC Comics Or TellTale? or— I don’t- I don’t know There’s like a thousand developers and publishers And owners of the Batman Ip I can’t keep them straight anymore. HI IT’S ME!! AUSTIN! I’m here to ruin your day. You know Batman has definitely got to be […]

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The Move That BROKE Pokemon! | The SCIENCE… of Pokemon Pay Day

The Move That BROKE Pokemon! | The SCIENCE… of Pokemon Pay Day

Dear Nintendo, hi, it’s me, Austin And I’m here once again to take your cute, beloved franchise adored by millions, And twist it until it’s barely Recognizable for both my own amusement and for the amusement of other cynical jerks out there like me Recently, MatPat deduced that being a Pokemon trainer Was the worst […]

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Proof Minecraft Steve Has UNLIMITED Power! | The SCIENCE… of Minecraft
The DEADLY Physics of Doomfist! | The SCIENCE!… of Overwatch

The DEADLY Physics of Doomfist! | The SCIENCE!… of Overwatch

Dear Blizzard, oh my glob. I just Excuse me further than that. I just need a cool-down every time I think about a conde a aka doom fist because I mean Look at this man. Look at him my God. You know between doom fist and sombra I’m pretty certain blizzard is trying to force […]

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Pokemon: Friends or VICTIMS? | The SCIENCE!…of Pokemon

Pokemon: Friends or VICTIMS? | The SCIENCE!…of Pokemon

Dear Game Freak slash Nintendo slash whoever owns whatever Pokemon games these days, Hi! It’s me! Austin! Remember? The guy… the one who proved poke balls are murder due to the “No cloning” theorem of quantum mechanics. Or that Pikachu should be a giant fat blob in order to make those lightning shocks? I’m back! […]

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The DEADLY Physics of the Halo Rings! | The SCIENCE!… of Halo

The DEADLY Physics of the Halo Rings! | The SCIENCE!… of Halo

Dear 343 Studios, or Bungie? I mean, I’m talking about stuff that Bungie came up with- *unintelligible rage* Damn it! This is the exact same problem I had last time, ARGH Hi, it’s me, AUSTIN You know, I’m having a little bit of trouble deciding between which pre topic rant to go on There’s the […]

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THE TRACER PARADOX! | The SCIENCE!… of Overwatch

THE TRACER PARADOX! | The SCIENCE!… of Overwatch

*clicking noises* Dear Blizzard, Hi, it’s me! Austin! Can I level with you for a second? I’ve been trying not to swear too much. It makes MatPat cry and bleeps just aren’t satisfying for me, its like holding in a sneeze, there is no rush of endorphins. There is no satisfying cascade of consonants and […]

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Minecraft is DOOMED! How the Nether Portal PROVES Minecraft’s End! | The SCIENCE of… Minecraft

Minecraft is DOOMED! How the Nether Portal PROVES Minecraft’s End! | The SCIENCE of… Minecraft

The Nether: the final frontier… oh wait that’s the End- FU- *BLEEPS* The Nether: the second frontier. Land of lava, rocks that burns indefinitely, sunburned skeletons, mushrooms, and creepy ghosts; and the only place where space-time bends, contorts and makes NO SENSE! LITERAL HELL! And it’s the subject of today’s SCIENCE! Because there’s one tiny […]

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